enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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