drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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