Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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