Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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