In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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