he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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