You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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