Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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