i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the day after is always just damage control
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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