Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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