sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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