Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
