please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Randomize
