So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I had to cum in my sink.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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