What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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