Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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