I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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