A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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