It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
