Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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