You smell like a Billy Joel song
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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