Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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