Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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