Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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