Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Shame is for Republicans.
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