do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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