So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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