i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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