im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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