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(254): View more from Texas

I see lights

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Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

That's why Kanye is a gay fish.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.

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(813): View more from Florida

The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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(914): View more from New York

tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.

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(315): View more from New York

I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.

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(334): View more from Alabama

If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?

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