even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Pooping to opera.
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