I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Two words: nipple clamps
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