I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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