I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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