Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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