If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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