you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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