Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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