The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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