exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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