Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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