Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
