: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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