I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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