Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
