It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Apparently you make a good broom.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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