dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I wish my penis had an off switch
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
