how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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