Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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