i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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